For Christ's sake...

* . . About You . . *

Eye Color: possibly blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: no idea
Favorite Color: black
Screen Name: HSX. Duh.
Favorite Band: The Divine Comedy
Favorite Movie: Withnail & I
Favorite Show: too difficult.
Your Car: Peugeot 306GLX
Your Hometown: Leeds
Your Present Town: Leeds
Your Crushes First Name: Jemima
Your Style: Humphrified

* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop? Nope
Kissed someone in the rain? Yup
Danced in a public place? I try not to
Smiled for no reason? Yup
Laughed so hard you cried? Yup
Peed your pants after age 8? No idea
Written a song? Yup.
Sang to someone for no reason? Yup.
Performed on a stage? Yup.
Talked to someone you don't know? Yup.
Gone out of your way to befriend someone? Yup.
Made out in a theatre? Yup.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade? Nope.
Been in love? Yup.

* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you? Paul
Tell you, I love you? Jemima
Kiss you? Jemima
Hug you? Jemima
Tell you BYE? Tell me?! Paul!
Write you a note? Me.
Take your photo? That graduation guy.
Call your cell phone? Jemima
Buy you something? Jemima
Go with you to the movies? Jemima and Paul
Sing to you? Jemima? Maybe?
Write a poem about you? Hmmm...
Text message you? Jemima
Touch you? Jemima

* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed? Today
Time you cried? Dunno
Movie you watched? No idea.
Joke you told? I pun away like Richard Whiteley's offspring
Song you've sang? Whatever was on the MP3 thingy last
Time you've looked at the clock? My eyes are glued baby.
Drink you've had? Water
Number you've dialed? Paul's
Book you've read? "The Know It All" by AJ Jacobs
Food you've eaten? Cannelloni
Flavor of gum chewed? Mint. Who cares?
Shoes you've worn? My rubbish trainer things
Store you've been in? Debenhams. Oh, hang on. WH Smith's
Thing you've said? Hmmm...

* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands? Nope.
Whistle? Kind of.
Blow a bubble? Erm... I dunno.
Roll your tounge in a circle? Yup
Cross your eyes? Yup
Touch your tounge to your nose? No
Dance? No
Gleek? What?!
Stay up a whole night without sleep? Yup
Speak a different language? Nope
Impersonate someone? I dunno... (doesn't work written down...)
Prank call people? Anyone with access to the required technology can.
Make a card pyramid? Yup.
Cook anything? Not ANYTHING... I wouldn't cook a sofa for instance.

* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ... badger
I wish ... I was a badger
So many people don't know that ... I'm a badger
I am ... a badger
My heart is ... badger shaped.

[I didn't get that last bit...]