24 days since a last post.
I knew this would happen... I wonder if anyone's reading this...?
Huh.
There was going to be a point to this post. But it's completely left my head.
So... things that made me laugh. This page from Moronland.com about things said in court rooms. Funny.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
Ah... the masses are asses.
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